Obesity

How is everybody so fat? Put down the cookie cupcake and go walk a mile or two. Every day I see unattractive person after unattractive person who would be at least moderately attractive if they were not 40lbs overweight. It’s pathetic, and it is depressing.

Cosmo should just release a 1 page Cover every week “How to be more attractive? Don’t be  a lard ass!”