Exclusivity

If you haven’t had the talk, you are not exclusive. This goes both ways fellas but you should still let her bring it up first.

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Obesity

How is everybody so fat? Put down the cookie cupcake and go walk a mile or two. Every day I see unattractive person after unattractive person who would be at least moderately attractive if they were not 40lbs overweight. It’s pathetic, and it is depressing.

Cosmo should just release a 1 page Cover every week “How to be more attractive? Don’t be  a lard ass!”